tomkat lala

Posted Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 at 12:52 pm by Richard in the stuff category.

Have nots

I really couldn’t care less about tom and katie getting married – though I hope the’re happy, that would be nice.

However I couldn’t help but feel the irony of this advert on the tomkat wedding blog.

...after T/K’s magical evening, the newlyweds left the Odescalchi castle this morning at dawn,then flew out of Rome for a honeymoon in the Maldives…

...The rest of the wedding party was expected to fly back to L.A…

..Victoria Beckham was spotted leaving the Hassler hotel with a massive cart of Louis Vuitton luggage…

...Holmes wore an off-the-shoulder Armani gown with a train in ivory silk cadis adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery. Holmes also had an ivory tulle floor-length veil and ivory silk shoes…

...Armani, which outfitted the entire wedding, supplied Katie’s bouquet of calla lilies, as well as a champagne evening gown…

Still, rest easy folks!

We’ve got a $3 coupon for ‘frozen dinners so good chefs don’t want you to know about them’ – ah, what luxury!

I don’t what’s scarier, influential people into Scientology, or that level of opulence in the face of the kind of shit visited on the majority of the world’s population.

I don’t feel hatred towards T/K, maybe I should? Maybe I’m wrong about scientology, I’m open to suggestions.

Comments...

Nick says... [toggle display]

I don’t know. Perhaps it was all meant to be. How else can such a mass of people (tailors, hospitality, wine growers, etc.) extract so much money from people who patently know the cost of everything but the value of nothing?

As for scientologists… I just want to know if her promised cat went in the hand luggage.

Richard says... [toggle display]

cat? hand luggage?

All praise to L. Ron!