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Fucking Fucking Fucking Adobe CS3

Posted Friday, May 18th, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

I tried to remain calm and impartial but really …

Not only is the fucking CS3 suite preposterously fucking expensive and fucking massive and takes a fucking eon to install and fails to fucking work if you have demo versions of CS3 apps installed which means you have to install the whole fucking thing from scratch* but it also changes your PDF viewer settings across the entire fucking computer without fucking asking.

For fucks sake.

Now Safari does this when trying to open a PDF …

Force Quit

Let’s get this straight – I don’t want a billion fucking options and another billion fucking addons or fucking godzilla sized fucking applications with millions of fucking confusing extortionate purchasing options with a fucking UI designed by someone who has never seen a fucking computer or actually used the fucking product, I just want a fucking product that works, for a fair fucking price that doesn’t fuck up my computer.

Fucking useless. It’s 2007 you bunch of cunts – it should not be this difficult.

Note: The fucking uninstaller is in the fucking Utilities folder for some extraordinairy reason not that Adobe bother to fucking tell you that it is littering your computer with fucking crap or that you have to use it to rid yourself of the fucking demo – maybe the deveolpers are locked in a room with only catfood or batshit to eat for the duration.

Note: I have actually half penned a carefully thought out reasoned piece about my feelings towards Adobe and CS3 but the PDF thing was the last fucking straw.

Bah!

iTunes DRM Lock In Myth

Posted Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

I had this tired argument the other day with yet another person who bought some crap 3rd rate MP3 player which doesn’t work with iTunes etc.

So for the record here’s how it works:

Apple’s iTunes store/DRM is not a lock in.
It is both optional: users are not tied to subscriptions plans and can use their own CDs without any DRM,
and unlockable: users can burn iTunes purchased music to CD for use on any other system.

Feel free to print this and hand it out to anyone who still doesn’t get it.

Todays message was bought to you with the words: brick, against, wall, head, banging.

Web stuff: acronyms and geek speak, accessibility and usability

Posted Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

The BBC often report some good stuff on technology and web sites. As web design is my line of ‘work’, what follows is some comment on a bunch of reports I’ve been meaning to post for a while now.

“According to research from Nielsen/NetRatings, people are buying cutting-edge technology but often don’t understand the terms that describe what their device actually does.”

“Some of the figures surprised us,” said Alex Burmaster, internet analyst with Nielsen/NetRatings.

Okay, I’ve taken the quote out of context but it still holds up – how can anyone be surprised. In my experience most people are at best clinging onto the internet/techy gadget terms and acronyms by their fingernails. I must say that I’m pretty bored by it all – it just seems that each time something new is brought out there are a bunch more techy acronyms to learn (often corporate bullshit speak) and many are uneccessarily bandied around by sales reps, adverts, magazines etc by people who don’t really know what they mean or the implications – take the whole crappy HDTV/HDMI thing – the joke being that unless you have a super high quality source the picture is likely going to be inferior to your old tube television.

Read more on the BBC ‘Geekspeak still baffles web users’.

Another good article is ‘Designing a more accessible web’ from the ‘Click Online’ section of the BBC site.

Web accessibility is another facet of web design that people talk about a lot but seem to roundly ignore in the real world when it comes to designing (or commissioning a design) their own web sites. When accessibilty agency Nomensa concluded their report of leading websites from five sectors across 20 countries with ‘most websites’ failing disabled , it’s hard to be surprised.

I can’t help but feel that it goes hand in hand with websites which must surley only have been previewed by the designers to top management and never actually tested in the real world by real people. Habitat (go on, bookmark that product you are interested in!) and Muji (I know there’s an online shop in there somewhere) are just two examples. I like the fact thet the habitat site has a ‘site credits’ link – there is no credit due to anyone for that mess, and if I’d been involved in any way I’d keep my name off the list.

If nothing else, I am always amazed that online stores simply ignore the x% of potential visually impaired punters – it’s so easy to make webs site work well it seems like a no brainer, not to say a courtesy to customers who are, after all, paying the wages.

To this end the BBC reports the M&S website came top of the 20 most popular High Street retailers according to Webcredible.

“Kim Gilmour from Which Computing magazine said that shoppers are looking for online stores that are uncluttered, well-signposted and quick to load.” – are there really web design companies out there who don’t know, or overlook, this stuff. The answer sadly is yes, and the more corporate the client, the worse the whole mess gets very often.

A report by Consultants Jupiter Research for web devs Akamai:http://www.akamai.com/ reiterated this again in a report suggesting websites face four-second cut-off.

Not entirely surprising that it also concluded ’ the experience shoppers have on a retail site colours their entire view of the company behind it’ – that’ll be the same as getting crap service in a high street store then!

Disappointing stuff. Really, this is not rocket surgery!

Mac Basics: force quit an application

Posted Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

Force Quit

I have been asked this a number of times recently and thought it was worth putting in here.

There are two simple ways to quit a non-responsive application from the desktop.

1 Press the ‘Cmd-Alt-Esc’ keys to pop up the ‘force quit’ window. From here you can choose an application to force quit. Very unhappy applications are shown in red! For Windows users this is the closest to Ctrl-Alt-Delete.

2 Run the Activity Monitor application. This (apart from many other things) shows a list of all the application running on your Mac. Just click on a name in the list to highlight it, then click the big red ‘Quit Process’ button at the top of the window. Just be careful not to quit anything important!

If I was being glib I would also remind you that applications don’t often crash on a Mac (very helpful!) and you could read the manual. The second bit of advice is actually worth taking taking seriously. The built in Mac help is very good and I’ve learnt a fair amount from it. For general ‘how to use a Mac’ help make sure you are in the Finder (click on your desktop, or the finder icon in the iconbar, or open any file folder/diredctory) and from the menu at the top of the screen choose ‘help’ > ‘mac help’.

There’s a good ‘Switching from Windows’ section in there too.

A shortcut to help is to press the ‘Cmd-shift-?’ keys (cmd is the apple key). This will open up help for whichever application you are in.

Happy Birthday to me (last month!)

Posted Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

Jelly Babies

Thanks Nick!

Vacuum Mail: Speed up Apple Mail

Posted Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 by Richard (Richard)

Vacuum Mail

If you, like me, have thousands of email messages in Apple Mail (on Tiger) and have found over the years it gets a little sluggish, then this handy tool may well fix it.

Vacuum Mail by Leland Scott just plain works. I won’t bore you with the gory technical detail other than it rewrites the index for your Mail database – see Leland’s site for more info.

Thanks to Leland my mail is fast and fun again.